We're all without jobs and we spend our days lounging in our parents' basement. FML.

But wait! My girlfriend (also jobless and lounging) is wearing those exotic chain-link underwear. And hubby's chest is looking more sculpted. Grrr! Groove time. And what better way to get the party started that with the finest collection of get-it-on favorites as suggested by Sad Steve users. Oh come on baby, you know you want to....contribute.